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April 10, 2015 / themosayat

Nick Gage & Lucky tHURTeen vs The Beast Squad from Jersey Championship Wrestling’s Jersey J-Cup Tag Tournament 2015

Recap from Wrestling Addict:

I haven’t seen any of these guys before. This might be interesting.

Two guys that are not in the match take the mic and blabber a little in the ring. Nick Gage & his partner (with the hilariously stupid name) enter to Triple H’s Wrestlemania 27 entrance theme, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica. LOL. They go right to business, with a chair shot by Gage to the fat one as soon as he got in the ring! He chokeslams the other one onto his own knee. He then puts the chair on the guy that got hit with the chair and is laying in the corner, and kicks it in his face. Crowd are crazy hot for Gage’s comeback, chanting “C-Z-DUB!” and “Welcome back!” Now their actual opponents, the Beast Squad, enter.

Nick Gage introduces his own self and doesn’t even wait for the bell to start the match, as he jumps his opponents immediately. He throws the bald one into the 3rd row in the crowd! The announcer mentions Gage just coming out of prison and that this is his first match in 5 years, as well as that he’s had more matches in CZW than anyone, and that he’s the first ever CZW champion. I feel ashamed to not know this before now, but you learn a new thing every day! Big spinebuster by Gage, shortly after followed by a great looking frog splash. The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name enters, and he gets laid out. Nice calf kick by the opponent, especially considering his size. The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name takes back control with a standing moonsault. He tags Gage back again, and Gage takes off his shirt and strangles their opponent with it. Tags his partner again, and they hit a nice assisted suplex. The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name goes for a tornado DDT off the second rope, but it gets reversed and he gets thrown onto his face and jumped on his back with a senton. The other partner gets in and reverses a come back attempt by The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name with a belly-to-belly suplex. Quick tags, in and out, until The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name reverses and hits a good headscissors and a tornado DDT. Gage jumps off the top rope to the outside of the ring with a senton onto his opponents. The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name jumps off the top rope to the outside too with a twisting moonsault! Gage gets the fat one of the Beast Squad members into the ring and seems to be going for a piledriver, but his opponent is too big. The opponent reverses and drives Gage on top of his head, but Gage no sells it and gets up. The other guy comes in and hits an awesome spear, but Gage gets right back up again! The opponent gets frustrated and hits a jackhammer, but Gage stands up back again! He gets mad at Gage and hits a stiff lariat, then eliminates him out of the ring. The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name gets into the ring back again and goes for a hurricanarana, but he’s caught up and gets hit with a doomsday device like tag move that gets the Beast Squad the 1, 2 and 3 for the win.

After the match, Gage helps The Partner With The Hilariously Stupid Name stand up after their loss, only to hit him with a chokeslam into a backbreaker on his knee THREE consecutive times! This was a surprisingly impressive match for me. I didn’t expect it to be even half this good, probably. Glad I got to watch it. (And I also probably wrote more about this match than anyone ever will.)

Match Rating: ***

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