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August 31, 2013 / Shelly Deathlock

Drew Gulak vs. Dan Barry from Beyond Wrestling 2013

Recap by @indiandeathlock:

The video opens with little simultaneous vignettes of Gulak & Barry preparing for their match. Drew Gulak very seriously does jumping jacks in a Beatles t-shirt. Five stars. Dan Barry takes his sunglasses off, stares disapprovingly at the camera, points accusingly, threatens to break the viewer (wait, me?!) in half, and then puts his sunglasses back on. Five stars. This alone makes this match worth watching.

First, Detective Dan Barry checks Drew Gulak for foreign objects, and then assumes the position to let the referee frisk him as well. Very thorough, very professional, five stars.

Then it’s ALL WRESTLING NO MORE FUNNY as Gulak and Barry lock up, trade holds, and try to outwrestle each other with good old fashioned leverage and science. You probably know Gulak is technically accomplished and fun to watch in this way, but Dan Barry counters all Gulak’s counters and is just as effective in this style as he is when jumping off balconies.

This match is very good, you should watch it and reward yourself for all the hard work you do and the troubles you endure as a wrestling fan in 2015. You deserve something nice.

Kaomoji match rating: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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